heed my advice and never take APUSH
|My name is Sarah, and sometimes I write things.
I'm the Texan your mother warned you about, and there's a 90% chance that if you speak to me even once then you are friend.
I have several brothers, a half sister, several more friends, and my best friend/amazing girlfriend. I like to yell at/complain about them all a lot.
Also, this thing is called a cell phone number. (214-883-7686) I invite you to text at odd hours of the night, but I can't guarantee that I'll answer until I wake up, because I sleep like the dead.
|Her:||Is that Dumbledore?|
|Her:||GANDALF YOU CLEVER LITTLE SHIT|
|Her:||Oh hey Jawn nice to see you here|
|Her:||WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE PRETTY|
|Her:||JAWN THEY RAPED YOUR KITCHEN YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO GO NOW|
|Her:||Thorin's majesty increases with each panoramic scenery shot.|
|Her:||The Pale Orc is simply jealous of Thorin's majesty.|
|Her:||I see where Fili and Kili get the beauty. It must be a family thing.|
|Her:||WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IS THAT GOLLUM BABE I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS, THIS THING IS CREEPY|
|Her:||Jawn you clever little ponce.|
|Her:||THORIN YOU ARE A MAJESTIC BEING BUT YOU'RE BEING AN ASS|
|Her:||Really? We just got done with the jESUS CHRIST THOSE WARG THINGS ARE BACK|
|Her:||Are those eagles? LISTEN HERE YOU FEATHERY LITTLE SHITS|
|Her:||OH JAWN BABY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TOLKIEN HAS IN STORE FOR YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH MOFFAT|
|So basically this is my girlfriend and I love her.|