My hair was once an accessory to murder

starmetal:

the-musical-scottsmen:

starmetal:

the-musical-scottsmen:

I’M TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING BUT THESE REALLY WEIRD ADS ON MICROSOFT KEEP ON POPPING UP WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK

IS YAHOO FUCKING UP EVERYTHING ALREADY

microsoft, elly

as in microsoft word

you’re lucky you’re pretty but ilu anyway

i was joking but it was a very bad joke 

can we forget this happened like how we forgot about our fanfiction.net days

now i’m the moron ur pretty and smart too

dear god we dO NOT SPEAK OF THOSE DAYS. NO. NOPE.

songofthestarwhale:

curlingwithmetaphor:

flobbylobsters:

spookyandthethief:

duessa:

sourcedumal:

lokiintheskywithdiamonds:

Doctor Who Meme ✖ [1/9] Scenes

Sonnet 18

I love the look on Martha’s face.

Because I bet she read that Sonnet when she was in school.

And the realization that that fucking sonnet is going to be about HER RADIANT BLACK BEAUTY!!!

Martha Fucking Jones gets POETRY written for her that lasts through the ages.

YAAASSSS

The Doctor’s faces are killing me!

I actually find this really great because NOBODY KNOWS who “the dark lady” is.  There are various sonnets composed for/about her, but nobody knows her identity.

We do.

I wonder if Martha ever reads that particular sonnet or hears someone reading it in a movie or on telly and just kind of smirks to herself because she knows it was written about her

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spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

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ELLY YOUR SKYPE IS BEING RETARDED IT WON’T SEND MY MESSAGES I ASSUME IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE SHOWN AS OFFLINE

this is a post made because Sarah was too lazy to get her cell phone

lalondes:

so i “genderswapped” on my own

and now it sounds like the plaintive cry of a closeted gay high schooler who is in love with his straight best friend

oops

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fuckyeahncisgifs:

Fallen heroes…

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beenotafraid:

 #if you don’t love her you’re wrong

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strappycat:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

vlavlasbutt:

rugoat:

jordanforinstance:

Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..

This is probably the most British thing I have seen all day and I’m from Great Britain.

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